I make you sidestep M-make you sidestep I make you sidestep Come on, Come on sidestep Do it like this and do it like that Rhymes so wack when I spit on the track Nice and mean Always intervene When I step on the scene Shock your mind Make you sidestep that's hard to find But I can do it 'cause I am a master A natural disaster I make you die faster Pick you up, pull you down Make you splat on the ground I bring you back around and blow you away Leave you with nothing more to say It's a mayday That's what they say 'Cause I make you sidestep in my human fly-trap Yeah come on like that, like that I make you sidestep M-make you sidestep I make you sidestep Come on, Come on sidestep I'm the battery to the circuit The only one who can work it I've made my way the top Now it's sidestep just no stop There may be a down fall but theres no drop It's the beat I bend and chop Doing the impossible just 'cause I'm legible Attack it like an animal 'cause I'm a fucking fool but I'm super cool 'cause I bring the rhythmical wave And I'm the only one who can ride that Yeah that's right, I provide that sidestep So holler right back only a selected few have the knack and I've got that I've got it packed in my bag and you better be glad 'cause you spit it sane and I spit it mad I make you sidestep M-make you sidestep I make you sidestep Come on, Come on sidestep I'm the big bad baddy The big bad baddy wolf-man Doing what I can Tare you limb from limb just 'cause I can That madman is causing me nightmares That's what he declares Beaten by that flight of stairs Your legs can't take you any higher Sidestep helps you reach your desires and burns your head like a fire I'm a lyrical soldier now that I'm older now I'm bolder Barge you with my shoulder My life's been scrunched, it's time to unfold it I've got the sidestep you've just gotta hold it No need for instructions, you know what to do take it back, take it back till you sidestep too I make you sidestep M-make you sidestep I make you sidestep Come on, Come on sidestep Either I'm magic or just a fucking maniac But nonetheless, a sign of the Zodiac and I feel pretty blessed even though I'm a pest you just can't help but love me Just can't help but love my miracle flow Just can't help but watch my lyrical show The choreography is setting off your allergies And I'm more beautiful 'cause I eat my celery That may be irrelevant But to me it's very important Now wat'cha think of my vocal illusion? Does it cause a sense of confusion? Well of 'cause it does, and you wanna know what else I'm using Well a bit'a that and a bit'a this and a bit'a rap Their all major factors And I simply just apply them to this matter and a bit'a insanity that's why they call me The Mad Rapper Puffing on that sidestep Puffing on that sidestep Push you fuckers with that sidestep Walk back with that sidestep Slip back, trip back, dip back Fall back, crawl back, call back with that sidestep I make you sidestep M-make you sidestep I make you sidestep Come on, Come on sidestep I make you sidestep M-make you sidestep I make you sidestep Come on, Come on sidestep

In this game of life Everyone's a winner Neglect the hate To let the happiness simmer It's a blissful intent Where the badness ain't meant And the vibe is decent Rhyming with a reason Love turning like the season screaming out amen Doing what we can Freedom and peace what we meaning Lot'a drugs no thugs Stop dreaming Open your eyes and you'll see Happiness beaming In this game of life Everyone's a winner Neglect the hate To let the happiness simmer Pop a pill at will Run around rather than stand still There's no hesitation No dilemma causing frustration This is my nation I know it so well it could be a relation Feel free to park at my station In fact, have an invitation I'll keep you warm with my insulation If your on probation Take a vacation In this game of life Everyone's a winner Neglect the hate To let the happiness simmer Play the game by the rules Then you'll never loose That's what I do Not caring how I move Spitting rhymes to sooth Time to get in the groove Think of the outcomes and forget the problems Never look down Turn that frown upside down And spread bliss all throughout town In this game of life Everyone's a winner Neglect the hate To let the happiness simmer Do your own thing If you wanna sing then sing Bring what you wanna bring Do your own thing, do your own thing! I couldn't care less if you're gonna judge You may push me but I'm not gonna budge I'mma do my own thing and kick the clutch Tear up your pavement, and not leave much You cannot knock me down 'cause I'm in the sun It's a figure of speech bitch, meaning I have a lot'a fun In this game of life Everyone's a winner Neglect the hate To let the happiness simmer

I wish I was a black man so I could be gangsta I'm not talking crap man I'm not a fucking prankster I just wanna rap man and get out all my anger I wan' it ASAP like a muthafuckin' gangsta! I wanna run around with a Glock in my hand Never stopping me man 'Cause I am so damn fine I am just a landmine blowing up your air waves I'm a real thug so I do not get air play You think that I am gay well fair play But I'm banging out beats like I'm banging your bitch I see you pranging out 'cause you now ain't hitched If I was a black man I would be a slave to my own ego You would be a zero, dirty like an earhole If I was a black man I would be so dope I wish I was a black man so I could be gangsta I'm not talking crap man I'm not a fucking prankster I just wanna rap man and get out all my anger I wan' it ASAP like a muthafuckin' gangsta! I'm chilling' like Ice Cube If I say I'm gonna fight you then I'm gonna fight I will never be like you and I do not like you Period Yeah, I'm a beast And I'm ready to feast upon all of your minds I be on it all the time I am always on my grind I will always shine 'cause I am blessed with the light You will never mess with me when I'm spittin' on the mic Because I'm the king of the jungle And I be causing a rumble 'Cause I'm a muthafuckin' gangsta I wish I was a black man so I could be gangsta I'm not talking crap man I'm not a fucking prankster I just wanna rap man and get out all my anger I wan' it ASAP like a muthafuckin' gangsta! I'm a sucker for a melody A muthafucka 'cause I fucked your Mum for the hell of it It was hella fun, and when she was gonna cum I had her screaming like and Elephant I ain't ever gonna change I will always be this way Relapse to the fullest I'mma grab the rope and pull it I'mma be the one that's dodging bullets While you just gettin' shot to pieces You ain't ever gonna beat this Man I am a genius And you're just a penis - so fuck off All I think about is hoes and chicken I'm so fuckin' funny you know who's spittin' I wish I was a black man so I could be gangsta I'm not talking crap man I'm not a fucking prankster I just wanna rap man and get out all my anger I wan' it ASAP like a muthafuckin' gangsta! I wish I was a black man so I could be gangsta I'm not talking crap man I'm not a fucking prankster I just wanna rap man and get out all my anger I wan' it ASAP like a muthafuckin' gangsta!

Shake it, don’t break it Don’t stop girl just make it Do it and don’t fake it Shake it, don’t break it Don’t stop girl just make it Do it and don’t fake it I’mma watch you drop it bitch I see you licking your lips I’m about to drop some shit! Listen to the music let it take over your mind, body and soul Let the rhythm hypnotize, let your body go! We ain’t gonna stop until the break of dawn Gonna get psychedelic, gonna be hella incredible! I’m gonna bring out the primal animal I’ll fuck you on the dance floor to the rhythm of this beat Come on drop it girl, drop it proper girl for me The only motherfucking white boy crip walking Everybody’s gawking yeah I am a big hit Now to get everybody talking here’s my big dick jump to the sound, jiggle your titties around I don’t beat around the bush I cut that motherfucker down But don’t worry ‘cos I really do care, Unlike everybody else I gives two fucks So bring yourself and your friend and lets fuck Shake it, don’t break it Don’t stop girl just make it Do it and don’t fake it Shake it, don’t break it Don’t stop girl just make it Do it and don’t fake it I’mma watch you drop it bitch Damn I am so sick I’m about to drop some shit! So you wanna boogie with a bad boy? Hear me spit a rhyme, make some mad noise As I take over the mic and shout my name through the tannoy Damn oi, I got the party jumping Everybody pumping they fists They wanna fucking go insane just like this! I see you checking me out, and if I were you I’d be checking me out ‘Cos I’m mega right now, A fucking legend right now! So get on my lap right now!! But if you don’t I gotta roll of glad wrap Catch you in my mad trap Cos you’re a slag with a rad gap Those thighs to entice guys Make’em run mad laps Or make a lad break a leg to get a leg over Imma take a stab, shake a slag, fuck being Casanova! I’m gonna crack this whip and grab ya hips now that I own ya Slap my dick between ya tits, grab a hold bitch, show me the Ritz! Woah! Lemme milk your nipples and go mooo! Come on practice your vowels and go oooh! And when I squeeze a little tigher go owww! And than a little tighter and you go aaaahh! All your yummy yummy milk on my face - yaaas!! Shake it, don’t break it Don’t stop girl just make it Do it and don’t fake it Shake it, don’t break it Don’t stop girl just make it Do it and don’t fake it I’mma watch you drop it bitch Hear me get up on the mic and spit I’m about to drop some shit! Everybody wanna piece of what I got to offer But I ain’t looking for no significant other Just a one-night lover I can smother Call me brother, call me daddy, call me sir Call me mister, call me her – "Woah, what the fuck did you just say?" I’m feeling dirty come and hurt me I’ve been a bad boy Beat me up than clean me up you do not have a choice Let’s turn this fucking club into an orgy Cos you alone bore me so leave or get naughty Last one to take their clothes off is a rotten egg But you hoes have a head start cos your barely wearing anythin’ The winner takes it all, but not in this case: let the fellatio begin This lyrical lobotomy is why you are not stopping me I’m heading to the top and no mother fucker is topping me Why? Cos I’m a loser, now give it to me, give it to me I’m the king of the castle now finger my asshole That really is related cos my rectum’s in trouble I eat like a medieval king, probably double I got a bout of constipation; help me deliver my parcel That was clever rhyming on my Eminem ting I’m rocking denim and leather from Debenhams Stocking venom together with medicine So I can be the cause and the solution The centre of attention - everybody look at me Shake it, don’t break it Don’t stop girl just make it Do it and don’t fake it Shake it, don’t break it Don’t stop girl just make it Do it and don’t fake it Shake it, don’t break it Don’t stop girl just make it Do it and don’t fake it Shake it, don’t break it Don’t stop girl just make it Do it and don’t fake it

I've never been philosophical But now I am and I just can't stop it all 'Cause now I've seen my life in a new light Dull and hazy and I wanna make it bright Wanna make it shine Wanna be a cool guy Yeah, I wanna be known To rock the microphone And the never be left alone 'Cause I'm too awesome Back then was back then So I'mma turn my back on then And become a new man Not gonna fall, gonna rise Gonna aim high And to my old life say bye Yeah, I'm moving in a new direction With more style Than Harry Styles moving outta One Direction Now get ready for action As I click my pen and get ready to write Now the books open to depict my new life A new philosophy I gotta new philosophy That's what it's gonna be Ain't no body stopping me A new philosophy I gotta new philosophy That's how it's gonna be Gonna restore my purity A new philosophy I gotta new philosophy That's what it's gonna be Ain't no body stopping me A new philosophy I'm doing this for me I'm gonna change for the better Yeah, I'm gonna chase my dream Gonna make my future gleam Gonna be the best I could ever be I will be the zest to this recipe You will never be forgetting me and my whole legacy I'mma make memories to put your mind at ease 'Cause I'mma be harder, better, faster, stronger I'm not being daft, Im being a punk I'm having a laugh and doing what I want Yeah, this new state of mind Has redefined my sole purpose I'mma never be worthless I'm gonna be known To rock the microphone Gonna get ticks like a metronome Gonna put the excell in excellence and excel in excellence Yeah, I'm going up like an elevator Top of the top like the Creator Prodigetic, come and get it if you dare Cinematic, it's a habit but I'm always there Everywhere A new philosophy I gotta new philosophy That's what it's gonna be Ain't no body stopping me A new philosophy I gotta new philosophy That's how it's gonna be Gonna restore my purity A new philosophy I gotta new philosophy That's what it's gonna be Ain't no body stopping me A new philosophy

Who are you? Who are you? Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? Well, I think I'm kinda messed up I think I've messed up But guess what? I've got a chance to change And I'm gonna rearrange All my faults, anything and everything I'm gonna bring a new side of myself out I'm gonna change my priorities and what their about Who do I think I am? I think I'm a disappointment I wanna help myself But the only way I can help myself Is by becoming someone else So that's what I'm gonna do Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? Uh, I think I'm a star I think I'm so tank I can bench press a muscle car Think I can hustle far 'Cause now I've got confidence And I'm not incompetent I'm reliant and compliant I'm new to the world And that's a good thing No longer under anyones wing Watch me be independent Listen to the message that I'm sending It's my time to grown up And you know what? I've grown up So I'll own up to my mistakes I'll no longer be the guy that you hate Now who do I think I am? I'm Vice'N'Versa, so who are you? Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? Who am I? Who am I? Who am I and why? Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are?

It took 24 years to grind all the gears To face all the fears behind all the tears Beaten and bruised, defeated and chewed What in the world was a kid to do? I just put up with it Suppressed all the feelings Wondered maybe one day It would all go away I thought it was healing – what a joke I wasted my life being a fucking dweeb Never stood up for myself, never interceded Mum and Dad never cared That I was struggling to swim in the deep water Just an ugly duckling They blamed it on my dyspraxia Said it was a curse, I could never reverse And it would only get worse I trained at the gym six times a week So maybe I would be something other than a freak Maybe everyone at school would take me seriously Show me some respect, stay off of my back But I had no idea how to act – I did it all deliriously Who was I? Whoever I needed to be at the time to survive It wasn't right but being liked was the reason why I lied Tried to be someone that would never shy from a fight By the size of my biceps I would've smashed any guy But they saw the little bitch in my eyes The scared little child inside That just wanted to be loved Thanks Mum for neglecting me You really made me feel special You deserve a fucking medal Are you proud of the person I've become? I tried so hard to be a man and to make friends You will never understand The complex structure that makes me who I am It's taken me a long time to realise I've been switching between personas all my life. I hid myself away because I thought I was too weird. Too fucking abstract. The frequency I was on, they weren't capable of reaching, but I ain't holding back anymore. I'm doing things my way. So who am I? Yeah I'm sick I'm twisted in the mind just a bit This is it You cannot fuck with my design Yo, I am the shit So handle yours, I'll handle mine I must admit The sight of you, it makes me sick Yeah I'm sick I'm twisted in the mind just a bit This is it You cannot fuck with my design Yo, I am the shit So handle yours, I'll handle mine I'll take a risk I won't conform when I can be sick I ain't here to make friends so fuck you all I ain't ever gonna let my enemies see me fall I'mma be regal, stand tall You used to think you could squish me like a beetle Underneath your shoe But I ain't buggin' out now 'cause I beat all So face me or shoo This autistic mind is a risk you'll find I'm a decent guy if I suppress the lie Lemmie rectify, I'm a woman inside Afraid of the hate 'cause it ain't normalised I wish I could forget, be normal from the onset My head is fucked up You dumb bitch shut the fuck up I try to run but I am stuck on a treadmill Running out of luck Penis falling out 'cause I ain't fully tucked “Ooh look it's a man, a man in drag By the way he stands and the size of his hands” Everyone's a caveman Throwing stones at what they don't understand So whether I face them or not, I getting stoned either way Getting high out of my fucking brain Is the only way I'mma forget my pain And hide my shame It all came out when I was sexually abused It would've stopped if'd said no But I was too afraid of what she'd do if I did There's no excuse, I was not a kid I should've stood up for myself Instead of lying to everybody else I lost a girlfriend, I lost a family I broke their hearts and scarred them badly Despite all that, I love them dearly It's always the ones that mean the most That get hurt the most Now we will never be as close The person that I used to be is now a ghost I've made an oath to be me and not a host To your agenda I'm living by my own rules outta the box It was a long time coming, the turning out, The equinox of my life For so long I tried to be a person that everyone would like, but I'm not a fucking puppet or a sheep. Vice'N'Versa was just a character, the person that I thought I should be, but now I realise... Yeah I'm sick I'm twisted in the mind just a bit This is it You cannot fuck with my design Yo, I am the shit So handle yours, I'll handle mine I must admit The sight of you, it makes me sick Yeah I'm sick I'm twisted in the mind just a bit This is it You cannot fuck with my design Yo, I am the shit So handle yours, I'll handle mine I'll take a risk I won't conform when I can be sick To everybody who has had an impact on my life I just wanted to say thank you, because every experience we shared brought me closer to becoming the person I am today. This has been the metamorphosis of Jade Jasmine Harris-Tyler.